Rihanna and Chris Brown transcript

Hi, I am new to contributing to this site.  My name is Nick Lachey.  I am not the Nick Lachey, I just happen to share the name of one of the greatest pop icons of all time.  For my first post on stayondeck.com, I will be reporting on an exclusive text transcript found from the Rihanna vs Chris Brown "domestic beat down":

(exiting club heading to the car)

Rihanna: Hey Chris you never told me if you liked my dress or not?

Chris:  oh.. uhh yeah it's cool..

R: what do u mean it is cool.. do u think it makes me look fat?

C:  yeah but I like it when  you look a little chubby

R: WHAT?!?  you aren't supposed to say that.. you are supposed to say I look good

C: why r u talking funny??

R:  That's my accent chris.  U know I have an accent because I am from the virgin islands and so is Tim Duncan but he has no accent.

C:  well I can't understand what the fuck u r saying sometimes.. 

R: umm excuse me.. pshh please.. u look so dumb right now

C:  speak ENGLISH.. ENGLISH.. I'm not from Sweden 

R: I'm not even Swedish you idiot

C: I don't care where your from but I can't understand what you are saying and I'm about to woop your ass in this car because you're pissing me off and now your gonna catch a beat down.. 

R: What??  You are really out of control right now!

From there Chris Brown got Rihanna in a flying arm bar, broke her arm off.. Then all she had for her left arm was a little nub.  The nub started twitching and shaking real fast.  Chris proceeded to get Rihanna into a choke but rihanna was able to get leverage and flip Chris off to take the mount position.  Once pinned on the ground, Chris fish hooked Rihanna and ripped a hole out of her cheek then escaped into the darkness of the night while Rihanna headed straight to the ER..

more updates coming soon.  

Reporting for stayondeck.com

- Nick Lachey