My 08 predictions for whose next to switch to Auto Tune and jump on T Pain's nuts



Ahh the good ole days of music. It is 2008 and the hot thing to do right now is jump on someone else's nuts. Right now the 2 hottest dick rider sounds in the music industry are pop techno synths and Auto Tune. For those of you that don't know how auto tune (the little computer voice that everyone uses) works, I did my research and all you do to put this effect on your voice is literally apply an effect to your track when or after you are recording. So no, don't compare it to Roger Troutman or Peter Phramton because those guys actually had skills. In 08 you use auto tune when you don't have skills to ironically make you hotter. So here is my list of the new artists that will more than likely jump on the auto tune trend:

50 cent.. ah woops he already did..

Lil Wayne.. yeah him too.. He opened pandoras box for all the rappers

who else is popular right now? Oh I know, how about Kanye West. He had a huge album last year.. ahh woops, he did too.. damn

R Kelly.. Come on Kells is a trend setter.. he was probably the guy who made copying T Pain the hot thing to do.

Well, I can't think of any predictions because it looks like everyone big has already done it. Cheers to conformity! I think the next hot thing to do should be to make your voice repeat so every time you sing a word it repeats. That could be hot fire, right?

2 comments:

Rowrytah said...

LOL! I like that list LOL!....who knows what kind of tricks artists are going to think of next...haha...

Knight Rider said...

lol.....bite, you are one funny ass man. Something new will come about though, and make the vocoder ancient history again until ohh about 2058 when t-pain's son's son brings it back out.

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